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Golfer Goes to the
Emergency Room
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a
five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor
asks him what happened.
"Well, I was having a quiet
round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture
of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around I
noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I
walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my
wife's golf ball... stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.
"That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks
the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and
yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!" |
