Schedule

Waiting List

Prospective, Sponsor

 

  1. Don Cunningham Sr, Returning Member
  2. Mike Schongar, Ron Bounds 
  3. Mike Griffiths, Seth Reynolds
  4. Frank Sisto, Bill Mertes
  5. Dave Lord, Ron Bounds
  6. Sam Dinardo, Ron Bounds
  7. Shaun Scott, Kevin French
  8. Jay Balance, Mike Fazio
  9. Dan Sleasman, Kevin French
  10. Jared Barringer, Paul Barringer
  11. Tom Bellard, George Cardinal
  12. John Cooney, Mike Whalen

Golfer Goes to the Emergency Room

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball... stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. "That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!"


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